HOW TO HALLOWEEN

Q. How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
A. With a pumpkin patch.

Q. Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
A. He was buttering up his teacher.

Q. What do little ghosts drink?
A. Evaporated milk.

Q. What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
A. Fish and ships.

Q. What do witches put on their hair?
A. Scare spray.

Q. What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A. A holy terror.

Q. What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A. Spare ribs.

Q. What instrument do skeletons play?
A. Trom-BONE.

Q. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A. Hoblin Goblin.

Q. What do you call a little monster's parents?
A. Mummy and deady.

Q. What do you call a monster with no neck?
A. The Lost Neck Monster.

Q. What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
A. A bunch of boo-boos.